See- it's tough. On the one hand I think it's pretty lame to harsh on the dead. It's like kicking a turtle, or making fun of Canada. Dead people are bad opponents. Just last week I was infuriated by Linda Stasi's libelous and small-minded spearing of Michael Jackson in the NY Post. Nasty in its own right, but crueler still by its timing and the fact that Jackson has three young, appropriately devastated children.
Still, I am moved to hate on Dash Snow.
Dash, I'm confused. You bother to get clean only to get dirty again? You somehow make it into the 2006 Biennial & the Saachi gallery despite your art being comprised primarily of newspapers and semen? You left a tiny child fatherless, and the world's cools are tripping over themselves to offer you the biggest full-caps R.I.P.s...
Whatever dude. Rest in the peace I'll never experience because I am neither a world-renown artist nor heir to an oil fortune.
15 July 2009
07 July 2009
Gross yourself out.
Most people that know me (my husband / my mom) know that I hate YouTube. The reason that I hate it is the very same that allows the following "game" to exist; the reason is that it's completely overrun with useless low-quality garbage / the game is called 'Gross Yourself Out' and the first contestant is this video for Deep Blue Something's 'Breakfast at Tiffany's.' Surely you remember this mouth-puker from that part of the 90s where rom-com was inexplicably a music genre.
Watch this shit here
K.
First of all this is the 'REVISED VERSION' - not sure what was revised, maybe a bit more slow-motion guitar jamming, or a bit more Angela Lansbury in the mix?
2nd- What is this shit even about? Butlers?
3rd- Oh 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'? The lyrics are pitiful. I don't think there is anybody on earth who sorta kinda maybe can vaguely recall seeing some of this movie once? You either have seen it a million times- blah blah George Peppard died of AIDS, 'Moon River', Audrey Hepburn has a cigarette holder and a cat, 'Holly Golightly', 'Sally Tomato', etc. - OR - you have not seen it, think it's gay anyway and don't give it a second thought.
4th- What's my 4th? Oh screwTube!! I hate that repository of 1s and 0s. Can't believe these clowns were on Interscope...
Watch this shit here
K.
First of all this is the 'REVISED VERSION' - not sure what was revised, maybe a bit more slow-motion guitar jamming, or a bit more Angela Lansbury in the mix?
2nd- What is this shit even about? Butlers?
3rd- Oh 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'? The lyrics are pitiful. I don't think there is anybody on earth who sorta kinda maybe can vaguely recall seeing some of this movie once? You either have seen it a million times- blah blah George Peppard died of AIDS, 'Moon River', Audrey Hepburn has a cigarette holder and a cat, 'Holly Golightly', 'Sally Tomato', etc. - OR - you have not seen it, think it's gay anyway and don't give it a second thought.
4th- What's my 4th? Oh screwTube!! I hate that repository of 1s and 0s. Can't believe these clowns were on Interscope...
05 July 2009
21 June 2009
16 June 2009
04 June 2009
11 days?
Holy Moholy Nagy-- I can't take it! The excitement is killing me. I want to like.. swallow a campfire and smoke her out!! I talk to her every night and when she moves a bunch tell her that's "no place for a baby" and she needs to "come on out now and not leave a big mess." "Please leave everything as you found it in there, your daddy is going to need it back."
SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY! Let's do this.
SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY! Let's do this.
01 June 2009
Small critter
My tiny daughter has waited until now to give me a really cute stretch mark right in the middle of my abdomen. It's a pretty cool meteorological pattern that I will point to and frown at, every time she gives me grief.
Mike and I went over to my mom's place last night so that Mikey could enjoy the HBO Churchill movie (while my mom and I tortured him by being total GIRLS. "Wait-- Russia was our ally??" "Ew. Those are their planes? Those don't look they could do much damage at all!" "Why do they paint targets on them?" "Dresden... they make some sort of pottery or ceramics there, no?" "Roosevelt's wife... she was a big time lezzie, right?") But seeing as how he is a Top Quality Husband he answered all our questions about the chronology of the war and never called us ignorant goofballs.
Today is Monday- the beginning of my last week of work. I must enjoy my fill of the fresh fruit, South Beach Bars and iced cappuccinos we have in endless supply there, while I can!
In other news, I've just noticed the "MONETIZE" tab in the Blogger dashboard and prefer to think of it as Monet-tize"
Mike and I went over to my mom's place last night so that Mikey could enjoy the HBO Churchill movie (while my mom and I tortured him by being total GIRLS. "Wait-- Russia was our ally??" "Ew. Those are their planes? Those don't look they could do much damage at all!" "Why do they paint targets on them?" "Dresden... they make some sort of pottery or ceramics there, no?" "Roosevelt's wife... she was a big time lezzie, right?") But seeing as how he is a Top Quality Husband he answered all our questions about the chronology of the war and never called us ignorant goofballs.
Today is Monday- the beginning of my last week of work. I must enjoy my fill of the fresh fruit, South Beach Bars and iced cappuccinos we have in endless supply there, while I can!
In other news, I've just noticed the "MONETIZE" tab in the Blogger dashboard and prefer to think of it as Monet-tize"
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