Population Control

Whenever I walk past someone and overhear them use the word "EXpecially", I think, "I bet we could really thin out the English-speaking population by just instantly executing people that say that..." and then I think, "Gosh, that's mean Elizabeth!" But then I remember how I feel the same way about people who abbreviate et cetera to 'ect.' or pronounce it "EXetera" (you see where I'm going with this?)

So then I'm like "Okay okay okay! If a person says EXpecially (or EXpresso) *and* they also abbreviate et cetera as 'ect.', then it's okay if they just self-destruct on the street like a suicide bomber (but with no collateral damage. So think more like an implosion than an explosion.)

Although an EXplosion would be ironic, don't ya think?