Sick as Hell!: The Gift Guide.

Did I craft this holiday gift guide with your boyfriend or dog or co-worker in mind? Hell no. This is a list of things *I* want, for myself. If you like them too - awesome. Will my mom be buying them for you? No, she won't. Get your own mom/husband/rich lawyer friends/aunts in New Jersey/absentee dad!
Would-be gift buyers- this is a work in progress. Keep checking!

ALL THE GLITTERS IS MINE

Druzy stacking ring - $57
I'm woozy for druzy.

1950s aqua rhinestone earrings - $9.99

Um. These earrings are 10 dollas. Who can argue with that?

The Hermes H-our watch - $1675
Every year I buy myself "something fancy." Haven't decided what I want my something fancy to be this year but considering I'll be buying it FOR TWO, it can be extra fancy, right?

Cameo post earrings - $4.25
These cost less than an eggnog latte- and while they might not *smell* as good, they would look better on my ears. (That was such a 'Groupon copywriter'-style sentence. barf)

ACCESSORY TO MURDER (FOR)

Vintage raccoon hat - $24.99
This is a lot of glamour for $25. Just imagine my incredible hair peeking out from behind. Undeniable!!!

Vintage ponytail holder - $14.95

Sage side bow headband - $32
I gotta grow up when it comes to my hair. These Goody elastics are played OUT!


Laser cut star leather gloves - $55
They're kinda tough...but they kinda still have stars all over them.

DRESS ME UP, DRESS ME DOWN

Vintage Norman Norell sweater jacket - $160
Love it!

Alice and Olivia rhinestone sweater - $330
Totally a rip, but also totally a trip!


1960s vintage baby blue empire-waist dress - $108
Now, I don't want to HAVE Rosemary's baby, but I do want to look like a pregnant Mia Farrow.

Bow mini skirt at ASOS - $86
If it has a bow, I pretty much want it. I. AIN’T. COMPLICATED.
CHOOSE SHOES

Opening Ceremony White Sandals - $158 (down from $525!) Size 41! Act fast!

BAG IT UP

Girl's satchel - $70
It says it's for a kid. Maybe I could be convinced to share.

Ale Sly Bandolera flap bag at Opening Ceremony - $115
Super steal!

Steven Alan 'Georgiana' bag - $475
It's beautiful. I want it.
WAKE UP AND SMELL…ME





All available at Barney's. The idea with those two Lutens is to wear them TOGETHER. (Signature mix, copyright e.b.Mann's superior nasal passages, 2011 AD)
Also- those Byredo’s come in a smaller size ($145) and that is totally acceptable.
Not pictured: Aqua Universalis (Maison Francis Kurkdijan) and Jo Malone’s ‘Wild Bluebell’ – both available at Bergdorf Goodman

HOME IS WHERE MY STUFF IS

"Carved ice" ashtray - $25
Yeah, yeah, smoking kills but this ashtray is killin' it!!

MY KID IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW

Toddler Barbour jacket - $199
My fancy gift last year was an Anya Hindmarch for Barbour coat and it’s one of my favorite sartorial expenditures ever. Why shouldn’t my pint-sized sprog experience similar joy?

UppaBaby Piggyback Ride-along board - $80
Miss Virginia's new ride once the Noogler arrives.